A Terrorist Fist Jab?

Since when do people need to analyze the dap? Come on guys, a "terrorist fist jab?" Because it is so often used by members of terrorist organizations right? I see it all the time right before they blow themselves up, they throw in a little fist dap. How about that chest bump Mr. Bush is displaying? Clearly he must have ties to the Taliban. I mean it is SO OBVIOUS.

Hill: Is that sort of a thing that young people get?

SEND THEM ALL TO GUANTANAMO! The whole lot of them! Spreading their terrorist signals all over the country... who do they think they are?

It's not safe anymore for harmless hand gestures such as these. Who knows what is next to go? The high five?

Well if the folks at FAUX News haven't already cemented their position as the most laughable network yet... this should definitely do the trick.